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Monday, March 28, 2005

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton
: "The tape has been seen, screened, and lampooned on The Daily Show and Saturday Night Live -- but even to this day, more people have actually sat down to watch her insipid Fox series The Simple Life than the sex tape itself. The actual reasons for this upsidedown ratio are beyond the scope of this article, and must remain unexplored. But here's a girl who's chosen to spend her allowance on ways that don't benefit mankind, that don't create appealing business ventures or accomplish anything constructive. Gone are the days where being a student of the 'upper class' meant facilitating a lifestyle meant to be envied or emulated by others. Instead, the world is watching Paris insinuate her noisy, shopworn caboose into just about every unnecessary public venue conceivable: modeling, acting, singing, television, fashion, jewelry, and amateur pornography. While she spreads herself thinner than the flimsy premise of her television program ('let's laugh at the poor people by pretending they're too icky to touch') Paris's porno bid contains no more extracurricular puss-puss than what she flashes at the paparazzi on a regular basis."

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